|AAMOF as a
matter of fact
AFAIC as far as I'm concerned
AFAIK as far as I know
AISI as I see it
AIUI - As I Understand It
AKA also known as
ANFSCD And now for something completely different...
ASAP as soon as possible
AWGTHTGTATA Are we going to have to go through all this again?
AWGTHTGTTA Are we going to have to go through this again?
AYOR at your own risc
BFN bye for now
BOT back on topic
BTAIM be that as it may
BTHOM Beats the hell outta me!
BTSOOM Beats the shit out of me!
BTW by the way
BTWBO Be there with bells on.
CUA commonly used acronym(s) OR common user access
DILLIGAD Do I look like I give a darn?!
DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a fuck!
DNPM darn near pissed myself
DPAW - Danger Penguin(s) At Work
FAFWOA for a friend without access (Blush-blush really dumb question coming up)
FITB Fill in the blank.
FTASB faster than a speeding bullet
FTL faster than light
FU fucked up
FUBAR fucked up beyond all recognition
FUBB fouled up beyond belief
FUD (spreading) fear, uncertainty, and disinformation
FWIW for what it's worth
FYI for your information
GAFIA get away from it all (SF-CON expression originall)
GFAK go fly a kite
GIGO garbage in, garbage out
GIWIST Gee, I wish I'd said that.
GNU - a wild bovine creature which inhabits the African grasslands. Looks as if it were made up of spare parts and thus inspired a series of Operating Systems
GR&D grinning, running & ducking
HAK hugs and kisses
HTH hope this helps
IAE in any event
IANAL I am not a lawyer (also IANAxxx, such as IANACPA)
IBTD I beg to differ.
IITYWIMWYBMAD If I tell you what it means will you buy me a drink?
IITYWTMWYKM If I tell you what this means will you kiss me?
IIWM if it were me (mine)
ILSHIBAMF I laughed so hard I broke all my furniture!
IMCAO in my completely arrogant opinion (Use for attracting flames!)
IMCO in my considered opinion
IMHO in my humble opinion
IMNSHO in my not so humble opinion
IMO in my opinion
INPO in no particular order
IOW in other words
KISS keep it simple, stupid
LLTA Lots and lots of thunderous applause!
LOL lots of luck or laughing out loud
LTIP laughing til' I puke
MHOT^Y my hat's off to you
MTFBW^Y May the force be with you!
M^YOB Mind your own business!
NFI no friggin' idea
NFW no fucking way
NIMB^Y not in my back yard
NRN no reply necessary
NTTAWWT not that there's anything wrong with that
OATUS on a totally unrelated subject
OAUS on an unrelated subject
OBTW oh, by the way
OIC Oh, I see!
ONNA Oh no, not again!
ONNTA Oh no, not this again!
OOTB out of the box (brand new)
OOTC obligatory on-topic comment
OTOH on the other hand
OTTH on the third hand
OTTOMH off the top of my head
OWTTE or words to that effect
PFYWRP please fix your word wrap
PITA pain in the ass
PLONK - Placed On Kill (mail filter list) (usually the final word in a flame-fest)
PMFJI pardon me for jumping in
PMIGBOM Put mind in gear, before opening mouth!
RAEBNC Read and enjoyed, but no comment.
ROTFL roll(ing) on the floor laughing (also, ROF,L; ROFL)
ROTFLAHMS ... and holding my sides
ROTFLBTC ... biting the carpet
ROTFLBTCUTS ...... unable to stop
ROTFLGO ... guts out
ROTFLMAO ... laughing my ass off
ROTFLSTC ... scaring the cat
ROTFLTC ... licking the glue
RSN real soon now (which may be a long time coming)
RTFM read the fucking manual
SCNR Sorry, couldn`t resist.
SICS sitting in chair snickering
SIMCA sitting in my chair amused (for something not quite as funny as to deserve ROTFL)
SITD still in the dark
SOL shit outta luck
SNAFU situation normal, all fucked up
TANJ there ain't no justice
TANSTAAFL there ain't no such thing as a free lunch
TARFU things are really fouled up
TGAL think globally, act locally
TIA thanks in advance
TIC tongue in cheek
TINWIS that is not what I said
TLA three-letter acronym (such as this)
TRDMC tears running down my cheeks
TTBOMK to the best of my knowledge
TTFN ta ta for now
TTYL talk to you later
TYCLO Turn your CAPS LOCK off. (Quit shouting.)
TYVM thank you very much
WAG wild ass guess
WDYMBT What do you mean by that?
WFZ - Windows Free Zone
WGAS Who gives a shit?
WIBAMU Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle
WMMOWS Wash my mouth out with soap!
WNOHGB where no one has gone before
WT without thinking
WTH what the hell
WTTM without thinking too much
YAOTM yet another off-topic message
YMMV your mileage may vary