Fw: Chinese Sick Leave

[Collins Richey]

My wife's place of employment has the best jokes. This one's a crack up!

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> CHINESE SICK LEAVE....'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
>
> Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really
> sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
>
> The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When
> I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
> That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
>
> Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great.
> I be at work soon.........
> You got nice house.
>
>
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-- 
Collins Richey
     If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries
     of tomorrow, you have no today to be thankful for.